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Because a number of Internet users are curious about how their personal data is used, we offer here our privacy policy explaining what data is collected, and how that data is used.

HTTP Requests

When your browser connects to our server, it sends an HTTP request, which must include the page requested, and may include your browser type and version, the URL of the page that contained a link that you clicked on, how many fingers you're holding up, and the name of your first-born son.

We will log the elements of your HTTP request and your IP address along with the time of day you made the request. We use this logged data for statistical purposes. We could conceivably be compelled to use this data in connection with a law enforcement investigation. We probably won't give this log data to your girlfriend or boyfriend, even if they ask nicely. It's too much trouble.

In response to your HTTP request, our server will send HTTP headers, followed by a newline, followed by an HTML or text document. See RFC 2616 for more details.

HTML Objects

Contained in that HTML document may be links to other objects, which your web browser may also download automatically, including images and CSS documents. These are likely to also be downloaded via HTTP.

Cookies

Included in the HTTP headers, we may set a number of cookies. We use cookies to save simple state information on your computer. This information includes your posting alias, article list preferences, which articles you've read, your genetic code, social security number, mother's maiden name, ATM PIN, your credit card numbers, all the files on your computer and the VIN from your car. We transmit this information hourly to a 14 year old in Maine.

Email Forms

It is our policy not to sell, give away, or otherwise share email addresses supplied by users for inclusion in our email lists to any third party, except as may be required to effect delivery of mail to members of the lists (eg, if actual list email delivery is handled by a third party).

The Yahoo! Groups system, which runs the morons.org weekly mailing list, has its own privacy policy and terms of service which we abide by.

When you use our mail-article form, we may log your email address, the recipient's email address, the article you sent, your IP address, and the time of day for an undetermined amount of time. Comments directed to us using the feedback form become our property. If you're pretty stupid, we might make fun of your email on the site for everyone to see.

Soul

Use of this site implies your consent for us to eat your soul.