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Headline Box

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    <script type="text/javascript"
            src="http://web.morons.org/headlines/headlines.xjsp">
    </script>
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RDF Newsfeed

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To get morons.org headlines via RDF, just get hold of a news reader and use the preconfigured morons.org channel if there is one; otherwise, just point your news reader at http://web.morons.org/morons.rss for our RDF newsfeed. The feed is updated every quarter-hour.

Some popular news readers include RDF Ticker, Radio Userland (available for Mac and PC), NetNewsWire (Mac OSX), and Amphetadesk (perl).

Lots of other readers are available for a variety of platforms.

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Web bot crawling

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