http://web.morons.org/ morons.org is dedicated to exposing the insanity and stupidity in the world, giving those who purvey it the ridicule they so desperately deserve with news commentary, rants, career morons spotlights, and historical archives of morons in history. en-us Copyright © Nick Johnson et al http://web.morons.org/images/morons_logo_16.png http://web.morons.org/ http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7878 Not that this is news.... McCain Honestly, there's a part of me that wants McCain to stop saying stupid stuff. It's honestly getting kind of boring to cover his constant screwups. He's just had so many that I'm starting to run out of things to say about them. Anyway,... 2008-07-23 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7877 Or at least McCain of 2004 does.... Iraq The other day Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki said in an interview with the German magazine Der Spiegel that "Obama's remarks that - if he takes office - in 16 months he would withdraw the forces, we think that this period could increase... 2008-07-22 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7876 Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jul. 18, 2008 but didn't make it into actual stories... This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril, floods, or hangovers. It has not yet been reviewed by a... 2008-07-21 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7875 Just a couple quick updates... Tonight is quick because it's my birthday Money, It's a Hit Today, Camp Obama released its fundraising totals for the month of June. The haul? $52 million. The average donation was $68, and the total amount more than doubled McCain's haul of only $2 2008-07-17 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7874 Meanwhile, Bush fiddles... Iraq Today Obama gave a major speech on his Iraq policy and overall strategy for dealing with the middle east and restoring America's prestige. Highlights include a reaffirmation of his commitment to getting our troops out of Iraq within 16 months... 2008-07-15 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7873 We should nuke the punditry from orbit. It's the only way to be sure... What? In what is a very terrible bit of "satire," the cover of the new The New Yorker features Barack and Michelle Obama dressed up like terrorists. Personally I found it to be very offensive. If you want to satirize the lies and smears being... 2008-07-14 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7872 If he keeps this up I'm going to have to start preparing article titles ahead of time... Social Security It turns out McCain hates Social Security: "Americans have got to understand that. Americans have got to understand that we are paying present-day retirees with the taxes paid by young workers in America today. And that's a disgrace.... 2008-07-10 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7871 Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jul. 07, 2008 but didn't make it into actual stories... This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril, floods, or hangovers. It has not yet been reviewed by a... 2008-07-10 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7870 1791-2008... FISA Today the Senate passed the FISA capitulation bill by a vote of 69-28. 22 Democrats, including Senator Obama, voted for this bill which eviscerates the 4th amendment by allowing warrantless surveillance of the communications of American... 2008-07-09 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7869 No he has NOT changed his position... Last Thursday there was a huge kerfuffle over Obama saying that he would meet with generals to "refine" his Iraq policy. The media and in particular the McCain campaign jumped on that statement to mean that Obama was changing his position on Iraq,... 2008-07-07 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7868 From all of us at morons.org... This is arguably the most important holiday of the year, marking the anniversary of a bunch of guys deciding they'd had enough of an abusive executive power, and in response threw off the yoke of tyranny and oppression (and having to pay taxes).... 2008-07-04 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7867 Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jul. 01, 2008 but didn't make it into actual stories... This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril, floods, or hangovers. It has not yet been reviewed by a... 2008-07-04 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7866 And irresponsible journalism.... McCain's Crappy Campaign If you've been unimpressed with how McCain's campaign has been going, you aren't the only one. After locking up the Republican nomination in February, McCain had almost 4 months to try and tear down Obama, to redefine him on... 2008-07-02 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7865 From Republicans? No...... Yesterday President Bush signed the Iraq supplemental containing Jim Webb's GI Bill into law. And of course in the process he gave himself and McCain credit for it. This is completely contrary to reality, which I wrote about a month ago. Bush and... 2008-07-01 http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7864 Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 26, 2008 but didn't make it into actual stories... This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril, floods, or hangovers. It has not yet been reviewed by a... 2008-06-30