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It's not too surprising that on a site with as many strong opinions as this, hate mail will occasionally arrive. What is surprising is how infrequently it arrives.

Since our mail form indicates that by submitting the form, the sender agrees that their mail becomes our property to do with as we see fit, here we post some of the more idiotic email we receive.

• johnraby@cuonlinenow.com
  • The "Libera Media" directly causes insurgence in Iraq.
  • Upon request, grammar check reveals fundamental problems.
• jbobmcgriff@aol.com (fake email address)
  • Certainly seems to like the word "fuck", even more than we do!
• kmann2245@yahoo.com
  • Says it takes a moron to write about morons, oh how bloody original. Never before have I heard such cleverness! Also: we are blithering.
• RGLINK@aol.com
  • Critiquing my spelling, the truest sign that someone doesn't have anything substantial to say. Leave it to an idiot who thinks he's clever to compose a message being critical of a typo that's so grammatically broken as to be unparsable.
• jnelson15@mn.rr.com
  • Taking exception to our Illinois Politician vs A&F story. I guess we're supposed to believe preteen kids can afford $80 pants and $60 T-shirts?
  • Insulting us! Yeah, we've never been called "aptly named" before. Get with it, jnelson15; the Catholic Church called us that last year. Since he said the site is such a good place to post the opinions of morons, it is fitting that we post jnelson15's email here.
• MrDumbassFunnel@hotmail.com
  • Agrees with Dr Laura and concludes that we're homosexuals and pedophiles as well. A typical right-wing idiot, he offers no substantiation of course. We gave our reply as much thought as he must have given his message.
• ksmccormick@hotmail.com
  • Seems offended that I called his kids "rodent children" and ironically calls me a "sophomoric jackass". Takes one to know one, I guess. Seems to think that Harry Potter books cause mass murder?
  • Calls me a moron!
• dukie3@webtv.net
  • Says we should get a real job from his Web TV pulpit.
• day13mysbabylon@aol.com
  • Gays are all perverted and wicked, and what's more, they're not going to heaven, but rather will be in the fires of hell! I'll take self righteous closeted homos for a dollar, Alex.
• jamesjosephbriggs@yahoo.com
  • We are evil and mean. We actually have gotten a number of messages from this guy, but this was the most laughable.
• jgrange@m-net.arbornet.org
  • We are not only anti-Christian, we're satanic too!