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Around every swirling vortex of stupidity must be a center, and through that center all stupidity is focused. That center is Crestview, Florida, land of the stupid and home of the Camaro on cinder blocks.

I recently went back to Crestview, where I once spent 10 long, wasted years of my life, and spent a few hours one day driving around photographing stupid things as I saw them. This is by no means an all-inclusive document, as I had limited time to spend seeking out lameness.

Enjoy, and be glad you don't live in this shithole (unless you do live in this shithole)!

Just off the I-10 offramp, it's the HAYMASTER!
Illiteracy in FWB. "Smotherd" misspelled on both sides of the sign
The south shall rise again! near the Pensacola civic center
Crestview's Motto
How many of these junk vehicles run?
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #1 I am the resurrection and the life... and you're not! I wonder if there's any resurrection for this road.
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #2 There is no peace, sayith the lord, unto the world... in my pants
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #3 The wicked will not seek after god, but the "good" will certainly feel superior if they have a fundie sign!
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #4 For it is time to seek the lord... and time to paint the house
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #5 He that soweth to his flesh shall reap corruption... and use a thimble next time
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #6 God Hates Everyone and Everything
Stupid PVC Fundie Sign #7 The most high ruleth in the kingdom of men... and smokes the good shit
Rebel flag makes a fetching curtain
Two recliners, a water heater, and a tire the quality of outdoor life is staggering.
We need someone to clear out Bubba's shed!
Yeeee-hawww!
Hawwwww!!!
Backyard Junkyard
God Answers KNE E-MAIL or Billy Joy makes a pun!
Home of the pick up window on the wrong side of the car yay Crestview engineering!
Mutt
With no genitals. Oddly, the "footprints" have a different number of toes
We be ill-lit-rit and PRAWD